(For all you New Yorkers out there.)
"Remember, as a teenager you are in the last stage of life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
"To put it rather bluntly, I'm not the type who wants to go back to the land, I'm the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
"In real life--I assure you--there is no such thing as algebra."
"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."
"When you leave New York, you're astonished at how clean the world is."
"I've done the math, and your chances of winning the lottery are the same whether you play or not."